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Possible wedding antidotes

Posted on July 28th, 2008 in Family, Funny | No Comments »

I was really happy! My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite alot, and that as my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and that before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, “We are very happy and pleased, you have passed the test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car…
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Dating on the Internet

Posted on July 27th, 2008 in Men/Women - stuff you need to know | No Comments »

Millions of Internet dating services have sprung up over the last decade. Joining an internet dating service is an easy decision to make but have you really thought about it? Unlike traditional dating where you meet someone in your area, you might meet someone whom you really like who is several hundred miles away from you. A long distance relationship is not for most people. If your going to join an internet dating service make sure they have people around your area. Take it slow, exchange email, talk a few times over the phone before agreeing to meet them. It may seem counter intuitive but the profiles on internet dating services that do not portray the individual in glowing terms are probably the more honest profiles. Mr. Fantastic or Miss. Wonderful probably are not so fantastic nor wonderful. You really can’t swear by this as a rule thought, confident people will always talk about themselves in a confident bold manner. But don’t people do that in bars, at church, at work, in any social setting? What I am getting at is it takes time to get to know someone no matter where you meet. Join

DO start a new email address when you plan to join an internet dating site UNLESS the service offers you one free. Starting a new email address will protect your main address from spammers and the only emails in this box will be from potential partners. Be sure to check your spam folder to see if your email service is a little aggressive in its filtering of your mail.

After joining an internet dating service, jump right in. Over time you will find yourself being drawn to just a couple of individuals and this is where you should put your time and effort.

Flirt, ask specific questions, and also put yourself out there as to answering very open questions.

Who knows? You may meet that certain special someone. OR you may just enjoy the social contact and flirting.

Me? I did the online “thing” for just over a year before I met Mr. Wonderful. And yes, he’s not totally perfect, not always wonderful….but mostly, yea, he is. We just took our first cruise together, it was a blast!!! Next, Maui in September this year, 2008. Oh yeah baby………this is too much fun.

Are you ready, willing and able? Join

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Freakin A, is this baseball?

Posted on July 26th, 2008 in Sports | No Comments »

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Meeting and Dating HOT Girls starts with you.

Posted on July 21st, 2008 in Men/Women - stuff you need to know, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Want to meet HOT girls? Well, it all starts with you. Not only should you present yourself well, but you should also be interesting. It’s all in the presentation. Make sure you are well groomed. If you have hair, keep it neat with an up-to-date hair style. If you don’t have much hair, you’re in luck because a lot of women dig the rugged shaven head look, think Yul Brenner, Bruce Willis. Keep your facial hear neat and in a trendy style. Choose clothes that not only complement your body style, but convey the right image for the woman you are looking for.

If you don’t know where to start, begin by looking at men’s clothing magazines. GQ, Esquire etc. Look at what the celebrities are wearing (the style, not the brand). Go to a cool clothing shop and ask for the genuine opinion of the shop assistants. It doesn’t take a lot of money to look good and have a real sense of style.

Being Interesting AND Attract more women! - wear an excellent scent - women LOVE it.

Simply looking your best is not enough. You should be constantly improving your conversational skills. For many guys this does not come that easy, so here are a few hints:

Keep conversation topics fun and interesting
Avoid talking about old failed relationships
Don’t complain
Ask questions (but don’t interrogate) - make sure you convey your interest in her

Finding fun and interesting topics is easy. Just remember that they should not be topics based on your own interests (eg. Football, Car Racing etc.)

Where to Meet Women

The first place that many guys think of are Nightclubs. You are guaranteed of seeing hot girls there. Single women are everywhere and you don’t have to wait for a Friday or Saturday night to meet them. You just have to be prepared to talk to women anywhere you see them.

If you strike out there and can’t get to the club of your choice, visit http://www.ubersexed.com AND check out the link for a chance to win a date with a popular actress! Say it with science = Attract more women!

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What If You Could Seduce More Women, Have More Sex, and Get More Dates Without Doing Anything?

Posted on July 21st, 2008 in Men/Women - stuff you need to know, Uncategorized | No Comments »

If you’ve tried just about everything to attract women and have been flat out of luck, I have some good news for you.

I recently read an article from a product review specialist who researched the amazing attractant powers of pheromones. My interest in these sexual attractants grew from my frustration of being lonely and often times frustrated not being able to attract the women I liked. This can lead to depression, sexual frustration, and low self-esteem. I found that with pheromones I would have an advantage of the power of one of world’s most powerful and proven sexual attractants.

I’ll share with you what I learned from this article, exactly what pheromones can do for you, which ones really work, and how to choose the best one for you. Love Scent

First off, one study found that 81% of men using pheromones reported being approached by more women and 68% reported an increase in dates and sexual intercourse. Pheromones are well documented in the animal kingdom as the force that control all social behavior, including mating. We can’t see, smell, or taste pheromones although experiments prove that they work. Studies have shown that exposure to men’s pheromones can increase her sexual arousal and increase her desire to have intercourse. Whether you want to have more dates, or more hot sex, or are ready for true love, pheromones can give you an invisible edge.

How quickly will they work? Once you spray or apply the pheromone to yourself, it will start to work immediately as it gives off it’s special “fragrance”. Any female within “nose-range” will start to be seduced by the “scent,” how they react will depend on the woman.

Below are some of the most popular, most talked about, and highest performing pheromones. I haven’t tested every one that is available on the market (am currently checking out more), but the ones below I know really work from first hand experience! Love Scent

#1 Top Pick - Liquid Trust - Ok, I was skeptical about this one but it turns out to be my favorite and most recommended. They claim that it makes people trust you more. On their website they have reviews from CNN and National Geographic on the effects of the active ingredient Oxytocin. It turned out to be the most potent and effective of the three pheromones listed here. My experiences have been very compelling to say the least.

#2 Alpha 7 Scented - This is the seond best pheromone I tested. I’ve been wearing it for several weeks and have experimented with 1- 4 drops daily. My best hit was with an office coworker I see regularly. An attractive woman in her late 20s, shes become very chatty with me lately. Even more unusual, shes become touchy-feely with me whenever she sees me. She is definetly not a touchy-feeling type of girl.

#3 The Scent of Eros - Another effective pheromone. I wore it recently at a BBQ with some friends. Afterwards, I seemed to be of interest to most of the women - all chatted me up but two were especially attentive! I was interested in them both but eventually one won my complete attention. Weird!! I used two drops on my wrists and neck.

Apply pheromone spray, or cologne, to your clothes in addition to your body. Why? Over time your own scents will mask or distort the pheromones. So in order to do that you need to make sure when you buy pheromones you make sure they don’t stain your clothes.

Suggestions:
1. When you find a pheremone product that is effective for you and you plan on using for some time…like most other products buy in bulk…especially with pheromones the savings can be significant.

2. Have a date?…Try spraying or dabbing a little bit in the old love mobile…make sure you test in a non-conspicuous spot on the carpet. If you think you might get your girl back to the love shack…strategically locate some pheromone around the crib!

Love Scent is my FAVORITE store to buy pheromones. They have a kick-butt selection of the most popular pheromones, discounted prices, and something for everyone! So, check it out!!

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What men need to know…..

Posted on July 18th, 2008 in Men/Women - stuff you need to know | No Comments »

I am at a time in my life when the man I am looking for is no longer a “cloudy” image. That’s because I am older, am more mature in my expectations, and have lived and learned alot about the men in general.

I do realize that my many readers are younger women and they are still learning about men and I wanted to pass something along to them, an article. The article was very interesting and kinda’ works both ways - it can work for both sexes. It shares advice and wisdom from a younger perspective. I think most women are looking for intelligent, respectful guys.

Guys, here’s your heads up. Here are a few considerations you might want to make note of:

1. Be Passionate
What makes people interesting and who they are are their hobbies and creative pursuits. Put your heart and soul into what you love and people will be drawn to you. Your interest could be anything; playing the guitar, going rock climbing, collecting obscure 70

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Baptizing the bear.

Posted on July 16th, 2008 in Animals, Funny, Uncategorized | No Comments »

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go up to the Smokies, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they’re all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I
went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So, I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.’

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, ‘WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don’t sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God’s HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.’

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV’s and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, ‘Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.’

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You can make realistic extra income online.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 in Internet business & marketing, People, Uncategorized | No Comments »

You probably don’t have what it takes to work from home and make money online like me. Does that hurt? First, let me explain. What I have that you probably don’t … is a lot of free time to work on my Internet business. Most of you don’t have the time to sit down and learn how to start a home business. You’re too busy working at low-paying jobs. Sometimes even balancing two full-time jobs. Some are going to school, some have kids. Another problem is having ANY extra at all.

I won’t tell you that you can make an extra $100 a day or even $400 per week. But you can make an extra $20, $50 or $100 depending on the time you put in. And, signing up is free, so there’s nothing to lose.

Do you have endless cash to spend on business opportunities? Many “home business” type programs require you to buy supplies … risk loads of money on advertising … and more. How ironic is that?

The reason you’re looking to make extra money is because you need more of it! Not because you have a bunch of extra cash laying around to spend. Right?! You’ve got bills to pay. Loans to pay off. Credit cards to pay down. Skyrocketing gas prices to deal with, and more!

I know most people don’t have the time or resources to make money the way I do. And that’s ALWAYS a recipe for failure. I just had no idea I’d stumble on another simple way to make money online. Or that it would turn out to be the perfect system for anyone willing to put in a little time on the computer!

Here’s the “skinny” on SendEarnings……

You don’t have to invest or risk a bunch of money, you can make money the first day. In this business you will find that your opinion counts. You will receive market research surveys - you’ll find that they are fun and easy, and I doubt you will complain about the money. Another tip I would tell future members is to check out the free product trials. My sister tries to do at least one per week and it all adds up to some handy extra money.

Some surveys will pay a $5.00 sign-up bonus right away. Then if you go on to complete many more surveys SendEarnings will match you with surveys that fit your interests. You will find that they are easy to complete.

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Bill O’Reilly goes nuts….watch the video….

Posted on July 15th, 2008 in News, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Wow, I find Bill O’Reilly quite interesting many times but this time, what a premadona, or is that diva? Watch this video, it’s insane.

Tell me, do you think this well affect what people think of him? Or will they continue to view his program?

O\'Reilly goes nuts!

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I HAVE GONE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. Read below to find out why.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 in Internet business & marketing, Uncategorized | No Comments »

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